#79: THE EYES HAVE IT
Join the sweet and sticky crew of the Autopod Decepticast as they bathe in cotton-candy in the middle of a dance floor while reviewing the 79th minute of 1986's The Transformers: The Movie.
Bathed in Autobot Essence!!! Toni Braxton!! Hammer space!! Arcee's terrible transformation!! Rodimus and crew crash out of the eye!! But which eye is it?!! Unicron: “You cannot destroy my . . . . destinyyyyyy!!!” KABOOM!!! Script Deviations: Webbed Cybertronian Moons!!
You got the Touch!
“There goes our meal ticket.”
Beet field crash! I love this movie, you guys.
Okay, we weren’t “wrong,” H.H. crashes into a country club golf course area. Also though, this scene…AAAAAGHHH!
This movie is great. Go watch it.
That is clearly a left eye.
“I took a bath in Matrix energy…and then I…my skin is so much softer…and then I exfoliated with Autobot Essence…whatever.”