@Robinus__Prime - Change them nappies! Secret rooms!!! Stepping over bots! Will definitely make sure we have a good time in the U.K.!!

@ALPHAMAGNUS - Costume and toymaker extraordinaire!! Peep the Insta and Etsy! Devoted Shockmommy’s boy!!

@Skeeter112375 - Most handsome Trek fan on the internet. A trusted, true O.G. from the early days! Pal of Picard!!

@MikeSibertRadio - FAVORITE Transformers-adjacent podcast! Music!! pop culture!!! Earnest as earnest gets! Goes deep! Philosophical musings at: Mike Seibert Radio!

@SergeBomba - Actual GI Joe expert! Best MEMELORD on the net!

Jeff Sadler - In the bubble!! Get your flu shot! Jeopardy champion!! Rx is best when it’s ONE on ONE!!!

Deborah Jett - How does this Patreon thing work?!

Jeremy Jett - Stop embarrassing the family, Ryan.

@SomersetSews AKA @ScreamsAtStars AKA Bono - Furby freaks unite! Cat whisperer!! Commish yourself some con-time costumery!

@mtrimblett AKA Michael Trimblett - Butter it! Smother it! Then apply only the THINNEST layer! Ethically hacking! Breaks down the breakdowns!!! I guess he fell in the drink!!!

@jonmaples AKA Jonathan Maples - Brother in Midwest glory, who happens to prefer a Red Alert story! Father of the decade!!!

Justin Rupert - “I’ll eat all right beneath the light of a China Staaarrrr!” Third party confidante. Get into those Legends class, homie! See you at the Expo (if they do one)!!!

Daniel V. - “Classic Daniel!!” My love for Omega… is SUPREME!!! Appreciator of the finest merch on the planet (thanks!). Favorite bot: Krotchety old soldier!! We don’t talk about bayverse!!

Brian @sofubisamurai - Mushroom kingdom!! Gets his thrilla from soft vinyl Godzilla. Check the toys and photos and AMAZING diaramas! Castlevania conqueror!!!

Chandler @hungsolo2k - Mouthwatering food pics!! Magical NYC water = a perfect pie!! Stay for the memes!!! You’ll always be in our “TOP 5!”

J SOOPS - APDC cocktail enthusiast! Collector of the finest original ink works. Got us drunk!! Loves mysterious strangers with unyielding resolve who will not be conquered!!!!

Ken Bockelmann @kbock73 - Godzilla devotee! Classic game god! Loving sports doesn’t get you into the Avengers!! Or does it??!! Fist bump on the Bay hate!!

Matt from Lew Ville - G1 Classics collector!! Lambo lover!! Inspirer of van names and collector of fine art!!! Malort educater!! Toy destroyer!! Boom!!!!

Nick Warne @ToyMadDad - Puts the “PLAY” in his display. Awesome toy photography! It’s good to be alive!! Nostalgic treat for all!!! The greenest city in Europe!

Moondog Greg Murray @MoondogMurray - Thanks for the support, you beautiful bodyslammer! Twitch Gaming at: Shell Shock Network! Podcasting on toys, wrestling, pop shit at this other: Shell Shock Network!!!

Alexis Taylor @captainalexis - We’re going to heist your G1 collection, packages and all!

Corey S. - 3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing! Definitely NOT a serial killer!!! Seconding the Beast Wars discourse!! Doesn’t FUCK with BOXES!

Mikel Andrews @mikelandrews - Magic… In the 80s??!! Ultra Magnus Maven! Unapologetic Bay apologist. Beer! Pizza!!! Buy the COMING of MAGE saga! Motorcycle!!!

James W. - Anaconda 3: Blood Orchid referencer!!! Fellow third-party groupie! Getting new bass speakers for… personal reasons…! Shout out to Goodsam! Shout out to Giulia!

Michael Ordway @minervion - One of the “good” Mikes. Like role-playing!? Like Transformers!!? Then peep Empire of Rust! Snazzy!!!

Tim W - Starscream lover—Across ALL continuities!!! DON’T QUESTION HIS LOYALTY. Zombie Optimus Prime hunter.

Jason @cracktasticpod - Punkabilly! Horror! Toys! What doesn’t he do? Peep X-Ray Mary! Cracktastic Plastic! Prescribed Films! Attack of the Killer Podcast!

Thomas Anderson - Social media is a “young man’s” game! Headmasters makes G1 look like “high literature!” 170 episodes… FOUR WEEKS??!!!

@TriKlops - Brass Monkey historian! Straight Jet fuel! Graffiti artiste and Graphic Designer! All-round visual dynamo! Prodigous toy collector!

Justin B - Favorite son! Playful raconteur!! Fuck the Aerialbots! Generous Magician! Shout out to: Open Heart Magic! Spikey-toed boot distributor!!!

Alex Mendoza - @OptimalOmega - Gulf Coast comrade! Mardis Gras conspiracy theorist! Meticulous G1 toy arichivist and essayist!

Simon Adams - Ecclectic HipHopMeltalhead with Classical tendencies! Wei Jiang defender!! Black Apple! Nut nut! Tellybox???!!!

SquidKing - Crushing enemies while reveling in the lamentations of their partners!! Discord founder!! Favorite food: Mexican food made in Japan!!

Daniel Collins - “New Daniel!” Kaiju enthusiast. Used prophos and discarded mattresses!! Counting days to Beast Wars. Computron stan.

Sev the Chronicler - “All ‘round nerd.” Collectin’ them bots! Came up on the UNICRON TRILOGY??!! Aligned to the Aligned (continuity, that is…).