#14: A TALE OF TWO CITIES

Cogs & gears!! Autobot City is transforming ... OSHA would not approve! Starscream and The Millenium Falcolm ... thrust sounds! Starscream: super powerful, completely incompetent! Autobot City: so many guns! Chris Latta is Starscream, Cobra Commander, and a whole lotta more! Scramble City: pissing contest, perpetual recap! Robotic shoehorn! Why? Because movie!!!

All this as we cover minute 14 of Transformers: The Movie as well as bonus coverage of SCRAMBLE CITY!